WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION DOWNGRADES BRAIN CANCER TO ‘A MINOR ANNOYANCE’ AFTER SUSAN BRINK KICKS ITS FUCKIN’ ASS

Up until about two weeks ago, the mere mention of “brain cancer” was enough to send a bone chill through anyone’s body. Around the world, brain cancer was thought to be the bad ass of diseases, a condition so numbing that the most complex of all things - the actual human brain - could not deal with it.

Not anymore.

A Los Angeles woman, Susan Brink O’Flaherty, known as “Sista Suzie” has so convincingly kicked the motherfuckin’ shit out of some brain cancer that foolishly stumbled her way that the very mystique of the illness has been shattered.

“Brain who?” smirked Sista Suzie as she relaxed after getting some treatment to completely squash the cowardly cancer. “I’ll admit when I first heard I had some melanoma and some brain issues, I freaked. Who wouldn’t back then?”

(For the record by “back then”, Brink O’Flaherty is referring to around Sept 23, 2023, more than 400 hours ago.)

But since, with the brilliant doctoring of Dr. Ray Chu of Cedars Sinai and Dr. Omid Hamid at the Angelis Clinic and Research Center, Susan Brink has paved the way for others from the myriad of streets throughout the world - from Success Avenue in Watts, America to Jonathan Gold Avenue in Tel Aviv, Israel to Rhino Row, in Bangui, Central African Republic, to Mother Teresa Blvd in old Calcutta, India to Shisk Kebab Lane in Yerevan, Armenia, to Baba Ghanouj Street in Beirut, Lebanon to Chicken Kiev Square in Bakhmut, Ukraine to Sophia Loren Piazza in Naples, Italy and Ayrton Senna Freeway in Rio de Janiero Brazil, to Seven Samurai Avenue in Gardena, Japan that it’s not a death sentence anymore to get some brain cancer..

It’s just a pain in the ass. An annoyance. Now pass the 1947 Chateau Cheval Blanc and tell me about your life.